I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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