That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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