Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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