I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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