this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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