At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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