This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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