let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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