You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
it glows. i had to have it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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