you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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