Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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