Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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