is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Randomize
