how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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