I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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