playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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