Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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