hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My room smells like vodka and shame
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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