hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Actions speak louder than pants.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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