hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he was CRYING into my vagina
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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