Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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