Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
