reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Everyone says I win the strip club
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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