Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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