how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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