Non-Jews are for practice
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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