We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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