so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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