i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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