We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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