But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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