Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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