Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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