Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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