I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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