they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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