Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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