I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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