i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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