White coat. Heels.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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