On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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