And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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