id be glad to
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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