Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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