carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You are the jesus of drinking
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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