called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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