Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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