U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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