He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I can't turn off my feet"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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