What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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