McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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