I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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